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By Maryschild

I received this in an email a few years ago, I don't know if I post it before. :roll:
I♥ J.M.J.

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How to cook a turkey in 20 easy steps
1: Go buy a turkey
2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
3: Put turkey in the oven
4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
7: Turn oven the on
8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
9: Turk the bastey
10: Whiskey another bottle of get
11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
14: Take the oven out of the turkey
15: Take the oven out of the turkey
16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
17: Turk the carvey
18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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