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By Maryschild
#231551
J.M.J.

Subject: God loves drunk people too

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3:00 am in the morning and it's bloody pouring rain out
there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think
you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk
people too you know."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring
rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..


A Little Bit of Humor...B-I-B-L-E
A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly.

"I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "So, Son, what does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy! It stands for "Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."
Leave it to a child to figure it out.

Sandy
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By beloved
#231559
Ha, ha ,ha, wasn't expecting the swing bit.
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