A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly.
"I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "So, Son, what does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy! It stands for "Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."
Leave it to a child to figure it out.
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
If God had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning.
When you want to talk, He'll listen.
He could live anywhere in the universe and He chose your heart.
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